Barbra F---ing Streisand Is Back

Last night, after a 6-year absence, Barbra Streisand sold out Madison Square Garden in front of an audience that had paid up to $1,200 a seat to hear the legendary singer perform live (see New York Daily News story here). After being heckled by an audience member who apparently objected to a Streisand skit ridiculing President Bush, the singer charmed her New York audience by reverting to her best Brooklyn accent and telling the audience member to “shut the f-ck up”!

In a related copycat incident, at the end of a skit in which she joked about marrying Dick Cheney when her husband/father/manager Rene dies, Celine Dion responded to a heckling fan by telling the “c---sucker to take his sh-t and shove it up his gay motherf---ing ass!”